PWJ Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Round 5 - Saturday Feb 8 I will be at the sales on Saturday trying to sell my colt so will need someone to score Hurricanes vs Chiefs and also Ferdies vs Crusaders. Howie has kindly offered to score Blues vs Turbos which should be a ripper contest. Volunteers please Races are: 1. Te Rapa R3 - 1.35pm - Website Angels 2100 - $30k, 2100m, R82 2. Te Rapa R4 - 2.10pm - David & Karyn Ellis Fillies Classic (Gr2) - $100k, 2000m, 3yo fillies SWs 3. Te Rapa R5 - 2.45pm - Legacy Lodge Waikato Guineas (Gr2) - $100k, 2000m, 3yos SWs 4. Te Rapa R7 - 3.55pm - Herbie Dyke Stks (Gr1) - $400k, 2000m, WFA 5. Te Rapa R8 - 4.30pm - BCD Group Sprint (Gr1) - $200k, 1400m, WFA 6. Caulfield R5 - 4.55pm - Hyland Race Colours Autumn Stks (Gr2) - $200k, 1400m, 3yos SW+Ps 7. Warwick Farm R5 - 5.15pm - Inglis Millennium (LR) - $2m, 1100m, 2yos SWs 8. Caulfield R7 - 6.10pm - Supergardens TS Carlyon Cup (Gr3) - $160k, 1600m, 4yos+ SW+Ps 9. Warwick Farm R7 - 6.30pm - Inglis Sprint - $1m, 1200m, 3yos SWs 10. Caulfield R8 - 6.50pm - Neds CF Orr Stks (Gr1) - $500k, 1400m, WFA HURRICANES (5th) vs CHIEFS (1st) Porky (1/2-1252.60/694.20) v Jack (2/1-739.60/406.20) Hesi (1/2-705.20/299.00) v Ian (2/1-988.60/948.20) Virgil (2/1-1072.80/656.80) v Stevie N (2/1-858.00/502.60) The Crucible (2/1-1094.40/1080.60) v Gee (2/1-959.00/706.40) John (1/2-832.20/1072.60) v Punter Pete (3/0-1258.00/533.00) BLUES (3rd) vs TURBOS (4th) Pete (2/1-877.60/408.00) v Rees (1/2-525.00/819.20) Howie (2/1-1125.20/544.40) v Ray (3/0-1129.00/804.00) Geoff (1/2-1004.00/865.60) v Steve P (2/1-905.20/376.80) Gordy (1/2-621.40/950.40) v Blind Squirrel (1/2-1007.80/993.80) Roland (2/1-1091.20/665.20) v Gary (2/1-987.00/333.20) FERDIES (7th) vs CRUSADERS (2nd)PJ (0/4-886.20/1329.00) v Tom (1/3-1064.00/867.20)Zac (0/4-228.40/1704.40) v Robert (2/2-767.00/756.40)Ashoka (2/2-1256.80/1314.60) v Rob (3/1-1403.40/820.20)Maurice (1/3-1333.80/1106.00) v Craig (0/4-527.60/764.60)Heather (2/2-647.20/966.80) v Rex (4/0-1181.60/575.80) KAURI KATS (6th) - Bye Jen (1/3-570.00/746.00) Rocky (3/1-818.20/541.60) Graeme (2/2-691.00/925.40) Sharne (2/2-751.20/889.40) Maximus (2/2-943.60/927.40) THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN1403.40 Rob (Crusaders) 1333.80 Maurice (Ferdies) 1258.00 Punter Pete (Chiefs) 1256.80 Ashoka (Ferdies) 1252.60 Porky (Hurricanes) 1181.60 Rex (Crusaders) 1129.00 Ray (Turbos) THE SERENDIPITOUS SIX (those with the least $$ scored against them) Stevie N (2/1-502.60) (Chiefs) Pete (2/1-408.00) (Blues) Jack (2/1-406.20) (Chiefs) Steve P (2/1-376.80) (Turbos) Gary (2/1-333.20) (Turbos) Hesi (1/2-299.00) (Hurricanes) THE UNFORTUNATE FIVE (those with the most $$ scored against them) The Crucible (2/1-1094.40) (Hurricanes) Maurice (1/3-1106.00 (Ferdies) Ashoka (2/2-1314.60) (Ferdies) PJ (0/4-1329.00) (Ferdies) Zac (0/4-1704.40) (Ferdies) seriously people ? what on earth do you have against the Ferdies !@!! THE TABLE after Round 4 1st 9 CHIEFS^ $5054.20 2nd 7 CRUSADERS $4943.60 3rd 7 BLUES^ $4419.40 4th 6 TURBOS^ $4545.00 5th 4 HURRICANES*^ $4950.20 6th 4 KAURI KATS* $3853.60 7th 3 FERDIES* $4351.20 ^ bye used * joker used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Gallivant Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 HI PETER …. WILL COVER THE CRUSADERS - FERDIES OR AT LEAST HELP THE ABOVE SAY NO MORE !!!! Also we (the crusaders great bunch we are will be playing our Joker please 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 Thanks to John, Rex and Howie for the scoring duties. Be aware that if the Kauri Kats choose your match as their Ghost encounter then you will also have to tally their scores 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooFast Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 32 minutes ago, PWJ said: Be aware that if the Kauri Kats choose your match as their Ghost encounter then you will also have to tally their scores 👍 The leaderboard might suggest otherwise, but I guess it's entirely possible that the Kauri Kats might manage some scores. If they decide to 'ghost' the Mighty Blues v Turbos big match-up I'll be all vigilance watching out for any Kauri Kat scores, should such scores occur. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, TooFast said: The leaderboard might suggest otherwise, but I guess it's entirely possible that the Kauri Kats might manage some scores. If they decide to 'ghost' the Mighty Blues v Turbos big match-up I'll be all vigilance watching out for any Kauri Kat scores, should such scores occur. 😁 I reckon those Kats will aim for Blues vs Turbos .... just sayin' Maybe the Virgil bait will prove irresistible for Max despite common sense..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegs pride Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Hi PJ, Ferdies. Back in the starting stalls This Saturday. Cheers all. Good luck with your sale PJ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, TooFast said: The leaderboard might suggest otherwise, but I guess it's entirely possible that the Kauri Kats might manage some scores. If they decide to 'ghost' the Mighty Blues v Turbos big match-up I'll be all vigilance watching out for any Kauri Kat scores, should such scores occur. 😁 These weighty matters are now officially Under Advisement and will be considered at an Internal Conference involving one (only) Mustelid and his Ponderous Thoughts. A firm decision is expected by lunchtime. MM Edited February 6, 2020 by Maximus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) This information is brought to you by Mustelid Stats (Unlimited), a fully-owned subsidiary of MM Enterprises, Inc. It is supplied free of charge and published by popular demand. Say No More! THE TABLE after Round 4 by aggregate 1st 9 CHIEFS $5054.20 5th 4 HURRICANES $4950.20 2nd 7 CRUSADERS $4943.60 4th 6 TURBOS $4545.00 3rd 7 BLUES $4419.40 7th 3 FERDIES $4351.20 6th 4 KAURI KATS $3853.60 Edited February 6, 2020 by Maximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 2 hours ago, VvD said: Good to see you living your motto - there's no "i" in "team" but there is one i in Captain, and one i in Mustelid and one i in Maximus, so it's all about me, myself I making a call on behalf of the TEAM, VvD... catchin' my drift, or am I bein' obtuse? allow me to point out that there are no i's in the names of my fantabulous teamies ROCKY, BROWN FOX, JEN or SHARNE ... so it's clear to see the in-focus MUSTELID MAXIMUS, he of the 20/20 vision with eyes in the back of his head,is the 'Eye-Deal Man for the Job. Now let me get to work,as an Executive Mustelidian Decision alerting PJ of our opposition for.Saturday must be posted by lunchtime. Eeny, meeny, mine, mo, catch a Virgil by the toe ... MM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 12 hours ago, PWJ said: I reckon those Kats will aim for Blues vs Turbos .... just sayin' Maybe the Virgil bait will prove irresistible for Max despite common sense..... Mebbe the KKs will choose the team with the poorest WIN/LOSS record thus far? Mebbe the one with the poorest aggregate? P'raps the one with the most disappointing Super Rugby team, or the one with the most Dawklanders in it ... mebbe the Ghost oppo will be one with no 'i's in its name? Mebbe the one that has no members in The Magnificent Seven, or the one with the most members in The Unfortunate Five ... All will be revealed when the EMD is posted, by lunchtime. MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) Executive Mustelidian Decision Tis the morning after the night before and Mustelid Maximus has been very very busy through the 'wee smalls'. By the light (by the light, by the light) of the silvery moon, captain Max has been calculating the best chance of the KKs picking up crucial point(s) in their Ghostly Round tomorrow. The choice of opponent here could be the diff between going to the Glorious Playoffs (like the Superbowl minus J'Lo/Shakira wiggling their wotsits) ..or heading to SuperComp Oblivion (where the weather is crap, the track a Heavy 12, and John Allen runs the show). Without further further ado, it is my privilege to announce, on behalf of the finest team of fluffy furry felines in the land, that the Kauri Kats will play their Ghostly Round tomorrow, 8 February 2020, against the FERDIES. MM Edited February 6, 2020 by Maximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustPlodded Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Maximus said: Mebbe the KKs will choose the team with the poorest WIN/LOSS record thus far? Mebbe the one with the poorest aggregate? P'raps the one with the most disappointing Super Rugby team, or the one with the most Dawklanders in it ... mebbe the Ghost oppo will be one with no 'i's in its name? Mebbe the one that has no members in The Magnificent Seven, or the one with the most members in The Unfortunate Five ... I have done the maths for you Max... poorest WIN/LOSS record thus far? : Ferdies (see point 7) the poorest aggregate? : That would be you, the KKs. the most disappointing Super Rugby team: Also you or the Turbos, you don't even have a team. the most Dawklanders in it : Chiefs (Tauranga) or KK's (northern baches). Real Aucklanders left the city to the immigrants (foreign & domestic) years ago. with no 'i's in its name? : Crusaders, Blues or Turbos no members in The Magnificent Seven: That would be you the KKs or Blues (3rd, so consistent scorers) the most members in The Unfortunate Five : Well that is the Ferdies, no dispute there. So looks like you should play yourselves (and hope for a win). Ferdies are overdue and you won't like losing to the Blues. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Castleton Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 1. Te Rapa R3 – 2,3 2. Te Rapa R4 – 3,4 3. Te Rapa R5 – 1,7 4. Te Rapa R7 – 4,10 BB 5. Te Rapa R8 – 5,6 6. Caulfield R5 – 9,10 7. Warwick Farm R5 – 4,6 8. Caulfield R7 – 3,5 9. Warwick Farm R7 – 1,3 10. Caulfield R8 – 4,6 BB Good luck Gary and the Blues. Thanks Pete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, JustPlodded said: I have done the maths for you Max... poorest WIN/LOSS record thus far? : Ferdies (see point 7) the poorest aggregate? : That would be you, the KKs. the most disappointing Super Rugby team: Also you or the Turbos, you don't even have a team. the most Dawklanders in it : Chiefs (Tauranga) or KK's (northern baches). Real Aucklanders left the city to the immigrants (foreign & domestic) years ago. with no 'i's in its name? : Crusaders, Blues or Turbos no members in The Magnificent Seven: That would be you the KKs or Blues (3rd, so consistent scorers) the most members in The Unfortunate Five : Well that is the Ferdies, no dispute there. So looks like you should play yourselves (and hope for a win). Ferdies are overdue and you won't like losing to the Blues. geez Geoffrey, after the Mustelid hath plodded thru the wee smalls you come up with this veritable goldmine of data ...I coulda gone to bed! Farr-out (quote, John Denver). Twas only my magnificent Mustelidian Logic that allowed me to see that the FERDIES were the ones for the KATS. Since we cannot play ourselves, we surely must choose the team with the worst win/loss record and that's dem Bulls by a long chalk - I mean, when the stats show 5 wins and 15 losses, with even the legendary PJ alongside Zac at 0 and 4, you've just gotta take them on and hope they're like the Black Craps in the T20s - ie somehow still able to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory. I know VvD will be grief-stricken not to be up against the Mustelid and even Howie and Say No More will shed many a manly tear having missed out as The Chosen One(s), but it's part 'n parcel of the burden one bears as skipper of the finest furry fluffy felines on the planet. So to all the disappointed ones, cap'n Max sends his fondest personal regards and condolences, as manifested by the attached image. MM Edited February 7, 2020 by Maximus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Supplementary to the Executive Mustelidian Decision (EMD) TEAM W/L %W %L After 4 Rounds Chiefs 11/4 73% 27% Turbos 9/6 60% 40% Blues 8/7 53% 47% Crusaders 10/10 50% 50% Kauri Kats 10/10 50% 50% Hurricanes 7/8 47% 53% Ferdies 5/15 33% 67% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Nicks Off Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 R1 3=5 R2 2=3 R3 1=6 R4 6=8 BB R5 1=6 R6 1=6 R7 1=9 R8 2=3 R9 12=14 R10 3=10 BB All the best Virgil Cheers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Warwick Farm right now ..... tomorrow doesn’t look too promising..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globederby19 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, PWJ said: Warwick Farm right now ..... tomorrow doesn’t look too promising..... You will be heartened to see Andys , Dundeel colt winning last Sunday. Thats the one i asked you about the distaff side. He likes it and rates it quite highly. Here,s hoping. Or is that hears hoping or Hares hoping or hairs hoping, or heirs hoping . Either way, here,s hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooFast Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 If Warwick Farm is wiped tomorrow because of the bad weather then the Mighty Blues will NOT be playing their Joker. 8 races only would be too random for a Joker play - 8 races could give the Turbos a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Decision to be made on WF at 9.00am NZ time. Comp will only be 8 races if it is abandoned 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globederby19 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, TooFast said: If Warwick Farm is wiped tomorrow because of the bad weather then the Mighty Blues will NOT be playing their Joker. 8 races only would be too random for a Joker play - 8 races could give the Turbos a chance. Waark, waark, Chicken. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Globederby19 said: You will be heartened to see Andys , Dundeel colt winning last Sunday. Thats the one i asked you about the distaff side. He likes it and rates it quite highly. Here,s hoping. Or is that hears hoping or Hares hoping or hairs hoping, or heirs hoping . Either way, here,s hoping. Here,s Here's hoping. Or is that hears hoping (NO) or Hares hoping (NO) or hairs hoping NO), or heirs hoping (NO) . Either way, here,s hoping (NO) Here's some love and kisses just for you, Rees MM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Globederby19 said: Waark, waark, Chicken. I'm sorry but according to rule 203b Sect 2 Par A, take away the number you first though of ..if you've declared yerJoker it's on the table and unable to be rescinded ..esp if you support the Once-Mighty But Usually Underwhelming Blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globederby19 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Maximus said: Here's hoping. My up key is broken, so Im a bit down about it. We shall wait for the Judge to adjudicate on the two options suddenly being introduced for a Joker play against us. A precedent being set methinks..Hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Joker play is advised officially thru the Captain’s selection post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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