Perfect Response to a sledger

[Hesi]

Heard this on Matty Johns last night

An unknown NZ batsmen was taking guard vs Aus

Steve Waugh started sledging him from 2nd slip

The response was a simple one liner, "I'm the best in my family"

[Dancing Show]

2 hours ago, Hesi said:

Heard this on Matty Johns last night

An unknown NZ batsmen was taking guard vs Aus

Steve Waugh started sledging him from 2nd slip

The response was a simple one liner, "I'm the best in my family"

I think this might have been Mark Waugh as he was always at second slip and was definitely inferior to Steve 🙂 

 

[pete]

10 minutes ago, Dancing Show said:

I think this might have been Mark Waugh as he was always at second slip and was definitely inferior to Steve 🙂 

 

There was a question on The Chase about Mark Waugh's nickname after he got four duck eggs.

They called him Audi.

Was also known as Afghanistan.

 

[Hesi]

No, it was definitely Steve Waugh who was named as the sledger.

Looks like you are right though, Steve Waugh has the better stats

[Dancing Show]

1 minute ago, pete said:

There was a question on The Chase about Mark Waugh's nickname after he got four duck eggs.

They called him Audi.

Was also known as Afghanistan.

 

Yes he was, the forgotten Waugh.

[Dancing Show]

1 minute ago, Hesi said:

No, it was definitely Steve Waugh who was named as the sledger.

Looks like you are right though, Steve Waugh has the better stats

Steve was also the Aussie Captain.    Mark Waugh is known as a legendary sledger.. and gambler 🙂 

 

[Hesi]

How do you know so much about cricket, normally the domain of the male of the species😀

[pete]

5 minutes ago, Dancing Show said:

Steve was also the Aussie Captain.    Mark Waugh is known as a legendary sledger.. and gambler 🙂 

 

Wife trains horses.

[pete]

1 minute ago, Hesi said:

How do you know so much about cricket, normally the domain of the male of the species😀

[Dancing Show]

3 minutes ago, pete said:

Wife trains horses.

Yes she does.. decent too is Kim 🙂 

[Hesi]

4 minutes ago, pete said:

Rephrase

How do you know so much about cricket Maria

[von Smallhaussen]

7 minutes ago, Hesi said:

How do you know so much about cricket, normally the domain of the male of the species😀

Upstairs clubrooms Maidstone park was the domain of both sexes ☺️

[Dancing Show]

5 minutes ago, Hesi said:

How do you know so much about cricket, normally the domain of the male of the species😀

I used to play and after that I took up scoring for a local Men's club, for the Hutt Valley Rep side and also helped out when needed at the Basin for Wellington.

[Dancing Show]

Just now, von Smallhaussen said:

Upstairs clubrooms Maidstone park was the domain of both sexes ☺️

haha that is very true vS 🙂   Those were the days!

[Hesi]

Do you know what a googly is?

[Dancing Show]

2 minutes ago, Hesi said:

Do you know what a googly is?

Yes I do... 🙂    

[Hesi]

Can you bowl one

[von Smallhaussen]

I always thought the best sledge and answer was -

Rod Marsh - "How's your wife and my kids?"

Ian Botham - "wife's fine but the kids are retarded" 

 

[Hesi]

I could have called it a chinaman, but Pete would chime in with one of his GIFs

[Dancing Show]

Just now, Hesi said:

Can you bowl one

No, off spin I can do but not leg spin and definitely not out the back of my hand 🙂 

If you want to see a great googly bowler, look at Mushtaq Ahmed or even Richie Benaud, great leg spinners that can bowl decent googlies.

[Hesi]

Alright, you pass smarty, you can be in the team lol

 

[pete]

https://www.sportingnews.com/au/cricket/list/ten-best-cricketing-sledges-in-history-warning-contains-coarse-language/h6dnke5x19vo1el7rg13bs695

[Hesi]

Very good, yes that one I misheard is No1

You can tell the Aussie ones, they are usually not as clever as the others

That Tim Paine should learn his place, he is not in the same galaxy as Kohli

[Hesi]

Just now, Maximus said:

its only a chinaman if she's left-handed, and if she is, and if she bowls one, wouldnt it be called a chinawoman?

MM

No

[Hesi]

7 minutes ago, Maximus said:

ok a chinaman it is ...unless you are one of the woke left who think the name should be banned

It's like people who want to call it chairperson instead of chairman, not understanding the derivation of the word......morons