SUMMER SUPER DRAFT COMP DRAFT THREAD - Draft is Tuesday 11th Jan - 8.00pm NZ time (6.00pm Oz time)

[Hesi]

15 minutes ago, pete said:

Let's go ugly.

Ugly it is, I hope there are no thin skinned people, perhaps all off playing draughts

[PWJ]

6 minutes ago, pete said:

Max$ readying themselves for Saturday.

After an appeal to the umpire with a rambling recitation of a series of unfortunate events that befell Max last night, I have relented on the Max Factor nomenclature. Which on of the above is Max (in case someone wants to speed date ! 😅 )

[Hesi]

Go easy on Max.  Remember he has arranged prizes for previous comps.

Then again if you want to get stuck in, just go for it 

Will definitely be the outsider when I do a market, as he is missing a few trusted confidants, but how often does the outsider get up in a small field

[Maximus]

42 minutes ago, Double R said:

I think the team has the FOUNDATION to raise a few EYEBROWS, and create a few LIPPY comments along the way.

not to mention quite a few LASHings,

[Maximus]

30 minutes ago, Hesi said:

Go easy on Max.  Remember he has arranged prizes for previous comps.

Then again if you want to get stuck in, just go for it 

Will definitely be the outsider when I do a market, as he is missing a few trusted confidants, but how often does the outsider get up in a small field

no need to go easy on the Mustelid ..tough as old boots. Just be prepared to cop a serve back if/when you do and don't grumble that the heat's too hot in the kitchen and get all cry-baby. LOL.

FWIW, Max responded to the Legendary Scorer's polite enquiry about 'what happened last night' with both a short and a long version - he chose to read the Loooong version and has the temerity to call it a rambling recitation!! Hrrrmpphh! Max calls it The Gospel. Anyway what's done is done, and Max Factor don't give two hoots how wuff we are in The Market According To Hesi. We'll be making a few eyes water and noses run before long. When is Round 1 by the way? Max needs to set the alarm! 

 

MM

Edited January 12, 2022 by Maximus

[Maximus]

44 minutes ago, PWJ said:

After an appeal to the umpire with a rambling recitation of a series of unfortunate events that befell Max last night, I have relented on the Max Factor nomenclature. Which on of the above is Max (in case someone wants to speed date ! 😅 )

Max quite fancies the one on the right ...

[pete]

44 minutes ago, PWJ said:

After an appeal to the umpire with a rambling recitation of a series of unfortunate events that befell Max last night, I have relented on the Max Factor nomenclature. Which on of the above is Max (in case someone wants to speed date ! 😅 )

The vain looking chick on the left (bottle of Moet is hidden  from view)

[pete]

49 minutes ago, Hesi said:

Ugly it is, I hope there are no thin skinned people, perhaps all off playing draughts

What happened to 'be kind'?

[PWJ]

5 minutes ago, Maximus said:

Max quite fancies the one on the right ...

You do know they are all blokes, Max ??

[Maximus]

5 minutes ago, PWJ said:

You do know they are all blokes, Max ??

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR THEM! ATTACHED...

 

[Globederby19]

48 minutes ago, Maximus said:

Max quite fancies the one on the right ...

Always thought you fancied yrself MAX.  .  Walked into that one sonny.

[karrotsishere]

You guys are hilarious, just don't take Max to Thailand lol

[Maximus]

2 minutes ago, Globederby19 said:

Always thought you fancied yrself MAX.  .  Walked into that one sonny.

it's a fine line between self-respect and self-centredness, GD. As long as the gorgeous Mrs W still thinks I'm a bit of alright, things will be fine. 

[Globederby19]

28 minutes ago, Maximus said:

it's a fine line between self-respect and self-centredness, GD. As long as the gorgeous Mrs W still thinks I'm a bit of alright, things will be fine. 

Your fav song must be Imagine. 

[Maximus]

10 minutes ago, Globederby19 said:

Your fav song must be Imagine. 

I prefer itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bkini, but frankly she looks FAB in any colour

 

[PWJ]

1 hour ago, Maximus said:

it's a fine line between self-respect and self-centredness, GD. As long as the gorgeous Mrs W still thinks I'm a bit of alright, things will be fine. 

Not a Kelston College alumni by any chance ???

[Maximus]

1 hour ago, PWJ said:

Not a Kelston College alumni by any chance ???

she told me she went to the School of Hard Kmox or knockers or some such ....

[PWJ]

Just now, Maximus said:

she told me she went to the School of Hard Kmox or knockers or some such ....

Sounds like one of those tough baches from Kelston !!

[von Smallhaussen]

4 hours ago, pete said:

Max$ readying themselves for Saturday.

are you sure that is not the Hot baches 

[von Smallhaussen]

2 hours ago, Maximus said:

it's a fine line between self-respect and self-centredness, GD. As long as the gorgeous Mrs W still thinks I'm a bit of alright, things will be fine. 

Tatoos on arms - I always kept away from girls with tatoos in case they got confused when I said - 

"show us ya tats"