brown fox Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Is that a penis implant? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Kauri Kats usurp the lead A lovely word 'usurp', but out of context here PJ. There's nothing forceful or illegal or without claim/right in the KKs grabbing their rightful position in front of that herd of 'Naki bulls. LOL MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, brown fox said: Is that a penis implant? no mate, the bugger must have stolen one of my Moet bottle-stoppers at the party last year. MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown fox Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Just watched an interview with Grant Cooksley the Trainer.Couldn't get 2 words out of him as a Jockey😆 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 No 'helps" Ferdies draw level with Sweetjineen (and seize a 3-1 lead if it pays $9.30+ or Chattahoochee completes the Q) or Chattahoochee and seize the lead with Bad 'n' Bouj Kauri Kats go further ahead with Lincoln Star, 3-zip clear with Sulabella and go 4-zip clear with Apache Anne Swamp Foxes go further ahead with Chattahoochee (must pay $4.70+ or Sweetjineen complete the Q or The Highlanders pull one back), Sweetjineen or Bad 'n' Bouj Highlanders*** pull one back with My Zoi and draw level with Cross Roads or Sulabella Magpies* go 5-zip clear with Just A Tipple or Hoard The Bourbon Chiefs pull two back with Cross Roads, Sweetjineen, Apache Anne, Chattahoochee or Orlov and seize the lead with Bad 'n' Bouj (must pay $4.70+ or Apache Anne complete the Q) Blues pull one back with Orlov or Sweetjineen and pull two back with Bad 'n' Bouj and seize the lead with Lincoln Star Turbos (incomplete) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 ROUND 11 - Saturday October 14 Comp Race 3 - Hastings R4 1st - 4 Chattahoochee W-$5.80 2nd - 7 Sweetjineen Q-$25.50 Scr: nil 3 FERDIES (1st) 619.00 1 KAURI KATS (7th) 304.00 The Kauri Kats take a nap as a trio of Ferdies - Heather, Hesi and PJ - snag the quinella. Hesi pulls ahead of Pam while PJ grabs Graeme to send the Ferdies into a handy lead. 86 Geoff 86 Sharne 149 PJ 132 Graeme 149 Hesi 40 Pam 40 Maurice 46 Max 195 Heather 0 Jen 0 BLUES (3rd) 92.00 3 TURBOS (5th) 264.00 The Auks swoop and miss as Gary goes 3-for-3 for The Turbos. No change overall. 0 Pete 40 Our Maizcay 0 Gordy 0 Ray 46 Smiler 144 Gary 0 Moose 0 Ziggy 46 Roland 80 Blind Squirrel 3 MAGPIES* (2nd) 322.00 2 CHIEFS (8th) 196.00 Secret Squirrel goes 3-for-3 for the 'Pies but the Chiefs hit back with Robert and LB on the OP winner as LB reels in Ian to cut their deficit to the minimum. 86 Richie 0 Steve P 46 Ian 98 Lightning Blue 0 Antz 98 Robert 46 Stevie N 0 Jack 144 Secret Squirrel 0 Gee 4 SWAMP FOXES (4th) 425.00 1 HIGHLANDERS*** (6th) 264.00 Tonka is the 5th Otago lad on the board and now leads Rees but Black Caviar goes 3-for-3 while Punter Pete snags the Q to mug Midnight caller and extend the Foxes' advantage. 86 Jamison 40 Howie 0 Rees 58 Tonka 144 Black Caviar 40 Craig 149 Punter Pete 86 Midnight Caller 46 Maria 40 Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 Ferdies go further ahead with Apostrophe or Romancing the Moon while Puketiro or Dusty Road help Kauri Kats draw level with Tavis Court while Nod of the Head or Our Alley Cat (haha) help Magpies* helped by Puketiro, Mach Schnell or Romancing The Moon Chiefs seize the lead with Our Alley Cat (must pay $8.70+ or Apostrophe complete the Q), Nod of the Head (must pay $14.50+ or Our Alley Cat complete the Q) or Apostrophe (must pay LESS than $9.80) while Old Town Road helps Blues pull one back with Spring Tide or Dusty Road and pull two back with Not Guilty, Our Alley Cat or Mach Schnell Turbos helped by El Vencedor, Apostrophe, Nod of the Head or Romancing The Moon Swamp Foxes go 5-zip clear with Spring Tide or Not Guilty while Puketiro or Romancing The Moon help Highlanders*** pull one back with Dusty Road (must pay $10.50+ or Mercurial complete the Q), Our Alley Cat or Mercurial and seize the lead with Apostrophe while Langkawe helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 bloody nora, poor Kitties have been usurped. Call the constabulary and arrest them! MM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 bloody nora again. ..only one Kat on the Alley Cat !! MM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 ROUND 11 - Saturday October 14 Comp Race 4 - Hastings R6 1st - 3 Our Alley Cat W-$10.40 2nd - 10 Not Guilty Q-$144.90 Scr: 9 3 FERDIES (1st) 619.00 1 KAURI KATS (7th) 408.00 The Ferdies take a nap before milking as Captain Max labels the OP "Cat" winner to pull away from Maurice. No change overall. 86 Geoff 86 Sharne 149 PJ 132 Graeme 149 Hesi 40 Pam 40 Maurice 150 Max 195 Heather 0 Jen 0 BLUES (3rd) 300.00 3 TURBOS (5th) 368.00 Blind Squirrel on the Matamata visitor extends his lead over Roland but Pete arrives to the Bay party with a BB to overtake Our Maizcay and reduce the Blues' deficit to the minimum. Two matches remain scoreless !! Come on guys. 208 Pete 40 Our Maizcay 0 Gordy 0 Ray 46 Smiler 144 Gary 0 Moose 0 Ziggy 46 Roland 184 Blind Squirrel 2 MAGPIES* (2nd) 426.00 3 CHIEFS (8th) 508.00 Sensation here as only Ian on the Prendergast pouncer for the 'Pies, leaping last Lightning Blue as Gee, Jack and Steve P all strike. Steve P steals past Richie and Jack has jumped ahead of Stevie N to hand the lead to the Waikato lads ! 86 Richie 104 Steve P 150 Ian 98 Lightning Blue 0 Antz 98 Robert 46 Stevie N 104 Jack 144 Secret Squirrel 104 Gee 3 SWAMP FOXES (4th) 425.00 2 HIGHLANDERS*** (6th) 472.00 The Swampies nod off momentarily as Midnight caller ploughs ahead of Punter Pete with a beaut BB on the Atlante winner to cut the deficit to the minimum for the Triple-Joker playing Otago lads. 86 Jamison 40 Howie 0 Rees 58 Tonka 144 Black Caviar 40 Craig 149 Punter Pete 294 Midnight Caller 46 Maria 40 Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 Very sorry people. I have major technical problems here with the computer. Switching to the laptop but updates may be sporadic or likely non-existent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 No 'helps" Ferdies go further ahead with Aromatic and go 5-zip clear with Ladies Man Kauri Kats pull one back with Mustang valley, draw level with Enchanted Elle, seize the lead with Callsign mav and seize a 3-1 lead with Platinum Invador Swamp Foxes Highlanders*** seize the lead with Defibrillate or Ladies Man Magpies* Chiefs go further ahead with Defibrillate Blues draw level with Callsign Mav, Aromatic, Poser or Mustang Valley and seize the lead with Times Ticking Turbos go 4-1 clear with Ladies Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Max is feeling a tad concerned for Heather, who has dodged two Jenlove bullets so far (Lilly Laguna and Platinum Invador) ...how long can this go on? MM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustPlodded Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Maximus said: Max is feeling a tad concerned for Heather, who has dodged two Jenlove bullets so far (Lilly Laguna and Platinum Invador) ...how long can this go on? MM You only get 1 maybe 2 chances to get by our Heather….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 ROUND 11 - Saturday October 14 Comp Race 5 - Hastings R8 1st - 6 Ladies Man W-$5.50 2nd - 5 Platinum Invador Q-$109.30 Scr: 8 4 FERDIES (1st) 894.00 0 KAURI KATS (7th) 463.00 141 Geoff 86 Sharne 259 PJ 187 Graeme 149 Hesi 40 Pam 150 Maurice 150 Max 195 Heather 0 Jen 1 BLUES (3rd) 401.00 4 TURBOS (5th) 751.60 208 Pete 40 Our Maizcay 0 Gordy 55 Ray 101 Smiler 417.60 Gary 0 Moose 55 Ziggy 46 Roland 184 Blind Squirrel 2 MAGPIES* (2nd) 646.00 3 CHIEFS (8th) 728.00 196 Richie 214 Steve P 150 Ian 98 Lightning Blue 110 Antz 208 Robert 46 Stevie N 104 Jack 144 Secret Squirrel 104 Gee 2 SWAMP FOXES (4th) 480.00 3 HIGHLANDERS*** (6th) 692.00 86 Jamison 150 Howie 0 Rees 168 Tonka 144 Black Caviar 40 Craig 149 Punter Pete 294 Midnight Caller 101 Maria 40 Rex 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hesi Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 52 minutes ago, PWJ said: Very sorry people. I have major technical problems here with the computer. Switching to the laptop but updates may be sporadic or likely non-existent Do what you can PJ, I'm sure every single person in this comp appreciates the superb updates you do, and can deal with a step or 2 down for a while Besides which, most people in NZ are concerned with another certain event 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseman Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 hours ago, brown fox said: Is that a penis implant? The bionic penis man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, PWJ said: ROUND 11 - Saturday October 14 Comp Race 6 - Randwick R5 1st - 1 Front Page W-$6.10 2nd - 7 Opal Ridge Q-$7.40 Scr: 15-18 3 FERDIES (1st) 969.80 2 KAURI KATS (7th) 599.80 Heather with a Q for The Ferdies while Sharne (also with the Q) and Max reply for the Kauri Kats. Max has pulled clear of Moz while Sharne has gunned down Geoff to cut the Ferdies' lead to the minimum 141 Geoff 161.80 Sharne 259 PJ 187 Graeme 149 Hesi 40 Pam 150 Maurice 211 Max 270.80 Heather 0 Jen 2 BLUES (3rd) 462.00 3 TURBOS (5th) 751.60 The Turbos draw a blank as Moose arrives and zips ahead of Zig to cut the Blues' deficit to the minimum. 208 Pete 40 Our Maizcay 0 Gordy 55 Ray 101 Smiler 417.60 Gary 61 Moose 55 Ziggy 46 Roland 184 Blind Squirrel 2 MAGPIES* (2nd) 646.00 3 CHIEFS (8th) 940.60 The Magpies swoop and miss in Sydney as Jack and Robert each snag the quinella with Steve P going 3-for-3. No change overall. Is this The Chiefs' day ? 196 Richie 275 Steve P 150 Ian 98 Lightning Blue 110 Antz 283.80 Robert 46 Stevie N 179.80 Jack 144 Secret Squirrel 104 Gee 2 SWAMP FOXES (4th) 555.80 3 HIGHLANDERS*** (6th) 753.00 Black Caviar snags the Q on his own for the Swampies while only Midnight Caller replies for The Highlanders. No change overall. 86 Jamison 150 Howie 0 Rees 168 Tonka 219.80 Black Caviar 40 Craig 149 Punter Pete 355 Midnight Caller 101 Maria 40 Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 sorry for the formatting. It's the only way I can make it work 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWJ Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 Ferdies go further ahead with Just Fine while Duais, Alligator Blood or Vow and Declare help Kauri Kats seize the lead with Forgot You while Alenquer helps Magpies* hope for none of the below Chiefs go further ahead with Nonconformist or Hezashocka while Alligator Blood helps Blues seize a 4-1 lead with Lindermann while Nonconformist or Duais help Turbos go further ahead with Alligator Blood or Just Fine while Forgot You or Hezashocka help Swamp Foxes seize the lead with Forgot You or Nonconformist while Alligator Blood or Duais help Highlanders*** go further ahead with Lindermann while Just Fine helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globederby19 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Im getting a very sore bum stuck in this Zero, I gotta tell yah. 🛩️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Hesi said: Do what you can PJ, I'm sure every single person in this comp appreciates the superb updates you do, and can deal with a step or 2 down for a while Besides which, most people in NZ are concerned with another certain event yep the cricket and the rugby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, JustPlodded said: You only get 1 maybe 2 chances to get by our Heather….. perhaps, but I see Sharne has just clawed her way past The Plodding One ? MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustPlodded Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Maximus said: perhaps, but I see Sharne has just clawed her way past The Plodding One ? MM And disappeared into the distance. But I am due a loss, so as long as the team gets the win I am happy Max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, JustPlodded said: And disappeared into the distance. But I am due a loss, so as long as the team gets the win I am happy Max. hope you're not giving up already, old son ...slow and steady wins the race ? MM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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